Rant

Dear Celebrities and Rich People,

I am sick of hearing every year how you are going to Aspen or Bora Bora or the English countryside for the holidays. I certainly don't want to hear about your favorite gifts to give including, but not limited to, the following- A crocodile bag from Bottega Veneta, Prada's chunky black earrings, cashmere robes, Hermes scarves, french candles...... blah blah blah. Don't you people know it is a recession! Climb out of your ivory castles and shake off your creepy yes men and join the real world. Wonder why people read tabloids and enjoy seeing you fall from grace, this is why! Bake cookies, make soap, be creative or bite me!

Best Regards,

Red